Hilarious: Divorced man

A man, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating what the future would be after he had divorced his wife; lost his children and his job... He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it. He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing, "You are the reason I don’t have a wife", second bottle, "You are the reason I don't have my children", third bottle "You are the reason I lost my job". He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer.

He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says "Stand aside my dear friend; I know you were not involved.”